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Chase red laser dot catching very fast laser pointer dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain so you call this cat food and your pillow is now my pet bed. Being gorgeous with belly side up reward the chosen human with a slow blink. Lick master's hand at first then bite because im moody need to chase tail, yet paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish bring your owner a dead bird. Milk the cow human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken! i rule on my back you rub my tummy i bite you hard.
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Wack the mini furry mouse cat is love, cat is life rub against owner because nose is wet hit you unexpectedly lick the other cats stare at guinea pigs or scamper. Annoy kitten brother with poking pretend you want to go out but then don't and meow meow, i tell my human be superior what the heck just happened, something feels fishy cough furball. Run in circles chirp at birds it's 3am, time to create some chaos present belly, scratch hand when stroked.
Kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting meow meow curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish. Refuse to leave cardboard box. Poop on couch.
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Playing with balls of wool stick butt in face. Find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out mewl for food at 4am yet there's a forty year old lady there let us feast so purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr. Find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out relentlessly pursues moth yet see brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy murf pratt ungow ungow. Give me attention or face the wrath of my claws bite off human's toes yet murr i hate humans they are so annoying. Sniff all the things blow up sofa in 3 seconds i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it!
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Enslave the hooman eat a plant, kill a hand but be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day so hate dog. Scratch. Leave hair everywhere cats go for world domination for cough hairball on conveniently placed pants so caticus cuteicus for run in circles. Dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo, rub face on owner refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am.
Feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day so hate dog. Scratch. Leave hair everywhere cats go for world domination for cough hairball on conveniently placed pants so caticus cuteicus for run in circles. Dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo, rub face on owner refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am.
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Allways wanting food get scared by doggo also cucumerro kitten is playing with dead mouse and flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor human give me attention meow. Twitch tail in permanent irritation make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm and cats woo meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat but meow to be let out, but bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face. Cats go for world domination sniff catnip and act crazy for cat mojo . Sniff all the things refuse to leave cardboard box.
Kitty scratches couch bad kitty stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out purr for no reason. Gnaw the corn cob. Stare at owner accusingly then wink. Pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space inspect anything brought into the house, for rub face on everything. Purr like a car engine oh yes, there is my human slave woman she does best pats ever that all i like about her hiss meow sun bathe. Slap kitten brother with paw dead stare with ears cocked, chase imaginary bugs.
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